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Dear Bill W.
I cannot thank you enough for changing my life. Until I joined the fellowship and met members of your organization, my life was disastrous. I drank constantly and drifted aimlessly through life. When I was "12 Stepped" by two wonderful men (one a vacuum salesman, the other one between jobs) little did I know my life would never be the same again.
They told me about a meeting at a nearby church that would tell me the ugly truth about my incurable illness. I wasn't aware I even had an illness although I did get the flu quite often back then for some reason. I agreed to meet them at the church basement, perhaps they could help me.
At this meeting I was greeted by lots of warm, welcoming people. These people came from varied backgrounds but they had one thing in common. They were all alcoholics and were very proud of that. I often wondered if I too was an alcoholic, but could not find a precise definition of what an alcoholic is. They told me that if I thought I was an alcoholic, then I was one. That made logical sense to me, so from that day on I called myself an alcoholic. I too could be a member of this special group.
I was given a blue book to read and was told to find someone in this group to advise me on how to run my life since I am not able to think for myself being that I am an alcoholic. I picked an elderly, chain smoking man named Louie to be my sponsor. Since Louie had over 20 years of sobriety, I reasoned that he had special wisdom or a profound spiritual connection that I did not have. After all, since he had so much sobriety, he is much smarter and wiser than I. That day I decided to become Louie's pigeon.
Being a pigeon is hard but I persevered. I followed Louie's direction to the letter, read the book, took the 12 steps as outlined and went to lots of meetings all over the city. The people I befriended at the meetings were often very peculiar and even stranger than the guys I used to drink with. This is a very strange disease indeed. Even if I don't drink, my disease progresses regardless, and I could meet a horrible, tragic end unless I kept doing the steps and going to the meetings. I also noticed that my disease flared up allot on Saturday nights, holidays and when I had days off of work, which I could not explain.
I noticed a lot of people didn't stick around long. Louie explained to me that these people would probably end up in jail, go insane (which many were already) or even die. If they stayed sober they were not real alcoholics at all and did not have our disease. I found this type of circular reasoning to be very cunning, baffling and powerful, but it must be true. A well-known man of science named “Dr. Silkworth” proved it. His findings have saved millions of lives and he should have been given a Nobel Peace prize for this incredible discovery. Sometimes life just isn't fair.
Anyways, thanks for giving me a new life, a whole new circle of friends and a completely different outlook on everything. Just as you promised, I really have been rocketed to a fourth dimension of existence that I could barely fathom, in fact I never want to return to planet earth ever again! I hope to one day graduate from pigeonhood to something better, but only when I get enough time in.
Yours Truly Dave S.
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