Hey Mom and Dads, tired of taking care of your children? Need a break? Need some downtime?

Send your children to the "Dave's Kids!" program!

• Kids love the "Dave Kids Street Hockey League" which Dave refs from his 4th floor apartment window!
• Dave is a firm believer in naptime, and has a roll-out couch for the kids!
• In the 'Dave's Kids Young Business Kids of America" program, kids will learn the value of hardwork and self esteem by folding and boxing Corky Tees for delivery!
• Parents have to sign a waiver stating that they are not affiliated with any law enforcement agencies!
• Dave has "about" 30 days sober!!!
• For an additional fee, your child can participate in the "Dave's Kids! Field Trip Kids Club" where Dave sends the kids on the redline to that art museum he was in once when his parents visited last summer, and Dave meets them at the station nine hours later!
• Kids will learn the basic elements of CPR as Dave complains of "tingling" in his arms and trouble breathing!
• Dave is a single 35 year old male who in lives in a one bedroom apartment in Chicago ... what more do you need to know??!!

What are you waiting for???!!! Make your check out to "Dave's Kids!" and make sure nobody follows you!