Dave: How has your life changed since being crowned the September X-Problem Drinker Babe of the Month?
Jen: Gary bought me a milkshake.
Dave: What does the sun mean to you?
Jen: Yellow ball of happiness that people dance around naked to worship every year.
Dave: If you were one of the twelve steps, which would you be?
Jen: 13.
Dave: You want to explain that?
Jen: No.
Dave: What’s your favorite movie of all time? Dirty Work or Cabin Boy?
Jen: I’ve never seen either of them but I bet they’re both gay.
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