LD: How does it feel to be chosen a babe of the month ?

CARLY: I feel like a rock star. I'm sure once the pictures go up, I'll have to get a bodyguard.

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LD: What did you think of the departed ?

CARLY: I didn't see it.

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LD: Can we call you "New Gary" ?

CARLY: No.

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LD: What does it harm you if the gays get married ?

CARLY: I love them. They can do whatever.

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LD: Who is funnier...Phil Hartman, Chris Farley, or John Candy ?

CARLY: Oh God...It's between Phil Hartman and John Candy.

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LD: I wish I could be pretty and young like you. Any thoughts ?

CARLY: Do you want to be a girl ? I don't know.

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LD: How's your personal implementation of the 8th world concept going ?

CARLY: Ugggg...I don't know what that is either. Does that have something to do with Iraq ?

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LD:What do you think of Barry Goldwater conservatism as apposed to the neocons of the current administration ?

CARLY: I don't like to talk politics. Keep it to yourself.